Here's us, with a very under-dressed John at the tree farm, just after we picked out our tree.
Yesterday was Mike's first day off in two weeks, so we headed out to get a Christmas tree. We hadn't bothered last year - the worst of my pregnancy was hitting, so I felt way too exhausted and yicky to bother with any of it. But the year before, we had gone to a tree farm, and were really impressed. The tree was not only the most beautiful ever, but it lasted forever. How do we know this? Well, in typical fashion for us, we missed the tree pick-up in January, but it was still so lush, we didn't care. After a month or so, we kind of got used to it being around, so we left it up. February came and went, and it was still so green and fresh-looking, we decided to see just how long it would stay green for. It was sometime in mid-March when our riding president phoned to say he'd be over with some forms we needed to sign. We hadn't known him long at that point, and he certainly hadn't been to our house yet, so we were horrified. It was spring, and we still had this fully decorated tree up in our living room.
So, it was all hands on deck for the next 20 minutes. We whipped off the decorations in record speed, and chucked them all down the basement stairs. Mike knocked the tree over, and started to drag it out the back door. However, it wouldn't fit throught he kitchen, so he had to take it all the way back through the house, out the front door, across the lawn and down the ally, where he hoofed it over the fence into our backyard.
Of course, it chose that moment to let go of every single needle. By the time it got to the back yard, it was completely bare. Nearly every single needle now formed a prefectly green path of needles, running from our living room, to our kitchen, then back to the front door. And of course, it had been sitting in month-old water all this time, which was now smeared all across the hardwood floor, making a wet, sticky, needly mess.
I got to work with the broom and towels. Amazingly, by the time Jim arrived at the door, the mess was gone, with nothing left but a fresh pine scent.
I'm sure he wondered about the streak of needles cutting across the snow on our lawn, but he said nothing. He didn't even say anything about the dozens of needles wedged in the door jam as he came in. We don't know if he noticed. To this day, we've never told him that story.
We just recently threw that tree out. We were going to take it out for last year's tree pick-up, but were so embarrassed to put this wizened, brown, bare-branched shadow of a tree, out next to everyone else's green ones. We finally put it in a dumpster we had rented to clean out some renovation rubble, two years after the fact.
So, anyway, back to this year. We know they last, we don't need to do that again. But we wanted another tree-farm tree, so we packed up John and all of John's gear, and headed out to the country for a very poorly planned event, typical of us.
The idea was, we were going to take John in the stroller. (I know, I know. The funny thing is, I used to work for a rural paper, and should have known better. Who takes a stroller on a farm?) But, his car seat snaps onto a stroller base, we were going to do it that way, for simplicity. It's a good off-road stroller with a suspension system and big tires. We thought, "this will work." So, I dressed John accordingly. He HAS snowsuits to suit a variety of conditions, but we left every one of them at home. Instead, we dressed him in a jacket, thinking we would just pile lots of blankets on top to keep him warm. Layers, right? Layers are good. The logic was, by using the small seat, it would eliminate the need for bringing every piece of baby equipment he owns. We have a larger car seat, but it doesn't snap into the base, so we'd need to bring his stroller seat, which also snaps into the stroller base, but is much larger and more comfortable for him than the small seat. However, we were also planning to get groceries which requires the small car seat, which snaps right onto the grocery cart, because he can't sit up in the basket yet, and the large car sat doesn't come out of the car. So, we're thinking, we're going to have to install the large seat for driving around, and also pack the small car seat for groceries, and the carraige seat for the stroller. To heck with that - the small car seat can do it all, so that's all we took. Follow me? HOWEVER, he can't fit into it when he's wearing anything heavier than a jacket, which is where the layers come in.
Anyway, we get to the place - a different farm than last time - and I stayed with John in the car, while Mike headed into the store to see just how the place works. He returned with a saw, shaking his head, and told me to come, and bring nothing but John. I asked him what was going on, and he just muttered over and over "this has bad idea written all over it."
John, of course, was not dressed to be carried. It was cold, and windy and he had nothing on but a light jacket. We grabbed a fleece blanket, but it still wasn't going to be enough. Mike led us on foot down this old farm road. Apparently, the guy told him to leave our car where it was, and walk to the trees. He's telling me this as other cars are driving past us, and as we pass signs pointing to additional parking ahead - parking right beside the trees.
Redardless, we trudge on, me trying to keep John warm, Mike shaking his head, saw in hand, muttering the whole way. We finally get to the trees, but they're up a steep slope of thick, wet, slippery mud. It was two steps forard, one step back all the way, but we finally got up to survey the wide selection of dwarfen trees. Not a single one was taller than me. We saw one in the distance that looked to be a normal size, so we made our way across the field, feet sticking in mud every step of the way, but it was a mirage. It was just growing on a hill and still wasn't much taller than me.
After about three minutes of this, Mike muttered something about pre-cut trees stacked up near the barn. So, we headed back, cold, muddy and defeated, to pick out a pre-cut tree. John was frozen, so we put him inside Mike's coat to stay warm. His feet were sticking out the bottom, and his head out the top, but, other than a bright red runny nose, he looked really happy and warm for the walk back.
All in all, it was actually a lot of fun. The farm is owned by a really nice Dutch family. You could tell they were laughing at us city folks, with all our plans to harvest our own tree, only to give up minutes later as our Norman Rockwell fantasy gave way to cold, muddy reality. We could see them laughing at us again when Mike was trying to strap the tree to the roof. They all stood around on the porch watching, now and then offering us a better rope. But they were really nice. They LOVED John. He giggled at all of them. They took our picture to mark the occasion, and they gave us their very last "baby's first Christmas" ornament for him.
We're definitely going back next year. We just have to remember to wear boots, not shoes, and dress John appropriately.
The rest of the day was spent decorating. Mike worked on the lights outside, while I worked on the tree. John cooed and giggled beside me in the jumper while I untangled lights. (Yes, the outdoor lights were still up from last year, but Mike still had to start over again. Did you know that squirrels eat through wires?) Mike came in to warm up when he was done for the day - it was freezing rain by then, but he just had to put the ladder away for the night. A few minutes later, we heard a crash from outside - the ladder had fallen down, taking about 75 per cent of his lights with it. So, he has to start over again. Um, again. He planned to do it today, but one of his co-workers went AWOL, so his manager asked him to cover today and tomorrow. That means yesterday was his only day off between November 29, and the end of the year. Thankfully, extended shifts are over for the winter, so he won't be working non-stop 12-hour shifts anymore.
We finished the tree together, and it started to snow! John wanted to nap before the lights and decoratons went up on the tree. The fresh air did him some good - he slept for six solid hours. He slept so deeply, we took turns checking to make sure he was still alive. He woke up at midnight, and we fed him in the living room, so he could see the tree, with all the other house lights turned off. He loved it!!! His little jaw dropped when he saw all those lights! He was completely spellbound. Once the initial awe wore off, he kept looking back and forth from me to Mike, to the tree and back again, with a huge grin on his face. It was so cute!
We took some pictures, which follow. Sorry for the blur on some of them. We were experimenting with the night scene setting.